"I'd do Tim Tebow." Violet said .
"You and the entire city of Denver," I said.
"But he's already taken..."
"Yeah, goes by lord saviour I believe."
"How can I compete?" She seemed genuinely disappointed. 
"That attitude is very un-Teebow-like."
"I had a boyfriend once...remember Brock?..."
"He vomited in my car after Carol's engagement party. I remember."
"...he called himself the Lord Saviour. What a dick."
"Of course, Jesus never called himself the Lord Saviour. He knew. You wanna be known as the Lord Saviour get somebody else to call you that."
"Still, he fucked like the lord saviour."
"thanks for sharing..."